29 July 2009

Deep thought

You have recently suffered a major stroke which has left you with impaired mobility.

And If:
You have severe arthritis and needed to use a cane to get around even before your stroke.

And If:
You have drunk "a lot" of beer to celebrate being released from jail today.

You should not be diving into the swimming pool

In any event, you should not be diving into the shallow end.

Please make a note of it.

1 comment:

  1. Thank you, Oh wise one.

    Wonder what could've possibly prompted the moment of clarity from which you conjured that great pearl of wisdom.


    P.S. My word verification is "fectily" which makes me think of feckless.

    As in: "That man was extremely feckless for diving into the pool."


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