20 September 2011

I am aware of all internet traditions

Your headline of the day, which I swear to god I am not making up:

Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster dies in badger den

And, Badgers are Awesome:




Yes, yes, more badgers! Very cute:



And some real kick-ass badgers:




You are welcome. You may now continue your regularly scheduled daytime activities.

6 comments:

  1. Actually this did not occur.
    See:
    REPORTS OF GORDON RAMSAY’S PORN DWARF BEING EATEN BY BADGERS HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED
    At this URL:
    http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/reports-of-gordon-ramsays-porn-dwarf-being-eaten-by-badgers-have-been-greatly-exaggerated

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  2. I presume you've seen this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

    Totally hilarious!

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  3. I'm glad no actual dwarf porn lookalikes were harmed in the making of this headline. I was going to feel bad about laughing.

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  4. K,

    Of course I have seen it. Did you not read the title "I AM AWARE OF ALL INTERNET TRADITIONS"?

    And yes, yes, it is funny as shit.

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  5. Well, why the Hell would you post the original version of the honey badger video and not the flaming gay version of it then? Sheesh.

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  6. Honey badger don't care!

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