Well, our new ER has officially been "christened." Somehow a drunk guy got out of his room, came right up to the nursing station, took a poo on the floor right in front of the main nursing desk, and went back into his room -- all without being noticed.
Yup, it's a great night in the ER when there's human feces on the floor in the main hallway.
17 August 2011
Breaking it in
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We had a similar christening in our new ER—a drunk came into the doc's office (all glass, so everyone can see in) and pee'd on a keyboard.
Wouldn't be a good day without a little fecal action. Personally, I will stick with the opposite end.
I will never call you people overpaid and that's a promise.
Was his named Gerald Depardiau? Oh, never mind. That would be a hippa violation.
It is always amazing on the nite
shift how occasionally 600# of
patient and family can up and
disappear, leaving debris in the
room and no one can recall the
leaving.
How did it taste? Nothing like good old fashioned warm C-Diff to get you in the mood!
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