17 August 2011

Breaking it in

Well, our new ER has officially been "christened." Somehow a drunk guy got out of his room, came right up to the nursing station, took a poo on the floor right in front of the main nursing desk, and went back into his room -- all without being noticed.

Yup, it's a great night in the ER when there's human feces on the floor in the main hallway.

6 comments:

symtym said...

We had a similar christening in our new ER—a drunk came into the doc's office (all glass, so everyone can see in) and pee'd on a keyboard.

Dental Daddy said...

Wouldn't be a good day without a little fecal action. Personally, I will stick with the opposite end.

Celeste said...

I will never call you people overpaid and that's a promise.

Anonymous said...

Was his named Gerald Depardiau? Oh, never mind. That would be a hippa violation.

Anonymous said...

It is always amazing on the nite
shift how occasionally 600# of
patient and family can up and
disappear, leaving debris in the
room and no one can recall the
leaving.

Anonymous said...

How did it taste? Nothing like good old fashioned warm C-Diff to get you in the mood!