13 August 2010

Friday Flashback - Pac NW

How to know you're from the Pacific Northwest


1. You know the state flower (Mildew).
2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.

3. Use the statement "sun break" and know what it means.

4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.

5. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.
6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.’
7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" Signal.

8. You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain.
9. You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and Veneto's.
10. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye Salmon.

11. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon, Yakima, and Willamette.
12. You consider swimming an indoor sport.

13. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese, and Thai food.
14. In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark - While only working eight-hour days.
15. You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.
16. You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain," And then; "Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers."
17. You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.
18. You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a State of Mind.
19. You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot see through the cloud cover.
20. You notice, "The mountain is out" when it is a pretty day and you can actually SEE it.
21. You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but still wear your hiking boots and parka.
22. You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the socks on.
23. You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.
24. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
25. You buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones after such a long time.
26. You measure distance in hours.
27. You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day.
28 You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.
29. You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Raining (Spring), Road Construction (Summer), Deer & Elk Season (Fall).


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8 comments:

  1. 30. You stock up on firewood for the summer

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  2. 31: At least 1 set of clothing smells like fish and is kept in the shed.

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  3. 32: You don't play with your food, you fillet it and cook it.

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  4. July 4: Slug-Blasting Day

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  5. must be canadian....heard it here a few yrs ago.... :) Good reminder tho.....

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  6. I have only lived in PNW for 5 years (transplant from FL) and already qualify on the first 28 counts. No hunting so far....

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  7. Hey wait. I'm not from the PNW but I know the difference between all those Asian foods.....

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  8. 33. You truly believe you've had an actual Bigfoot or Pacific Tree Octopus sighting.

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