02 May 2009

MEAT AND LASERS

An unforgettable business card:


We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.

Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS.


Can this be for real? Oh, please, please, great FSM, let it be real.

3 comments:

  1. All the dogs on the street will be chasing you if you have one of these in your wallet!

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  2. The question is... do they have a matching letterhead?

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  3. Can I chew your wallet just for a minute, it looks so tasty haha. just kidding, i want a cheese, do you have one ?

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