08 March 2009

50 reasons to reject evolution

Funny:
1.) Because I don’t like the idea that we came from apes… despite that humans are categorically defined and classified as apes.

2.) Because I’m too stupid and/or lazy to open a fucking book or turn on the Discovery Science Channel.

3.) Because if I can’t immediately understand how something works, then it must be bullshit.

4.) Because I don’t care that literally 99.9% of all biologists accept evolution as the unifying theory of biology.

5.) Because I prefer the theory that a (insert god of choice) went ALLA-KADABRA-ZAM MOTHAH-FUCKAHS!!!

6.) Because I can’t get it through my thick logic-proof skull that evolution refers ONLY to the process of speciation, not to abiogenesis, or planet formation, or big bang cosmology, or whether God exists, or where they buried Jimmy Hoffa, or why the sky is blue, or how many licks it takes to get to the center of a fucking Tootsie Pop.
Read the rest over at Deviant Art.

7 comments:

Phorun Medipoxy said...

Thank you! This is quite amusing. :-D

Anonymous said...

Wow. This is pretty offensive.

Anonymous said...

this is great! hmm, who would be offended by this...?

shadowfax said...

Offensive? Yeah, sometimes people on the internet use bad words, and sometimes they make fun of ideas they think are harmful and misguided. Sometimes they are deliberately rude.

Yup, the internet is no place to hang out if you are easily offended, and especially if your belief system is so fragile that it can't handle some direct criticism.

Ladyk73 said...

Oh..that was funny...I love it!

What makes me icky inside is thinking that I may have been treated by a physician who does not believe in evolution....

People can accept different dog breeds, but not evolution....

weird

Altissima said...

Brilliant!
And by the way, re: "1.) Because I don’t like the idea that we came from apes…" Anyhoo no problem: Humans didn't evolve from apes. Both apes and humans evolved from a common ancestor.

Anonymous said...

Evolution is just another theory that someone made up because they can't wrap their head around the fact that maybe there is a God. Hmmm...what a concept..that makes a lot more sense than saying that this entire universe came from a bang..maybe you should do some research yourself man..find out why evolution is ridiculous