15 July 2008

As a General Rule...

IF:
You are entirely blind in your right eye,
AND you are sixty-six years old,
AND you pride yourself on your ability to hold your liquor,
AND you live in a rainy part of the country,
AND you are on coumadin,

THEN:
Riding a motorcycle may not be the best possible hobby for you.

Just sayin'.

4 comments:

  1. I went blind in my right eye,
    And live in the rainy part of the world,
    And am afraid to walk. :)

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  2. LOL! It was the coumadin that got me...

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  3. this definitely is a fast way to define something, but what is the relation between this and the age, I can't understand.

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